6 of ♦s

"i bet god thinks you're amusing" — sean daly.

A couple weeks ago my friend asked if I’d ever seen Very Mary-Kate, and I said no. He thought that was crazy because of “all the time I spend on the Internet”. Not sure why I put that in quotes, probably because I’m in denial. Whatever.

So he played one, and I was like, “Damn, this is really funny.” Well, today I watched them all. In order, too. I hardly ever watch any Internet videos. Well, I do watch some, but I am always really worried about those 3-5 minutes I spend watching them. Will it be worth it? What if it’s really not funny? What if it’s so dumb I’m infuriated by it (happens more often than I’d like)? I’ve smoked enough cigarettes in my life to actually really be concerned about the 5 minutes I “waste” on unfunny videos.

Also, I’ve always been kinda like this guy was in this post (which you should all read because it’s really on point and mentions some people whose videos I also enjoy), only minus the competition part cause I don’t film anything, really. In general, I didn’t care because they never concerned me much. But I’ve started opening up my heart to Internet videos, despite the fact that, let’s face it, most of what’s on the Internet is fucking shit, and only popular cause of how much it’s been viewed. I don’t really know who Justin Bieber is, but I feel like he could very well be part of the problem.

ANYWAY, when I find something good, I share it with the world. Because I’m a nice person. And apparently, I’ve been missing out. So a lot of you may have already seen this, and I’m just late with it, but I don’t care cause it’s still fucking hysterical. The lovely lady who makes them is hilarious, and she also happens to have a questionable addiction to Sharpies, much like myself.

That’s not why you should watch these, though - you should watch these because the quality of your life will improve. The one above is a fave, but you should probably go to the beginning and watch them in order (you know how to do that, right Internet? You just go backwards, not difficult). Also, they’re all under 2 minutes, so you really don’t have an excuse to not watch them. Perfect for those of us who didn’t take their ADD meds today! LOL

But seriously, Sharpies are where it’s at.