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Oh no!

Part of me feels like this is a fake question. It doesn’t add up for me. I feel like it’s kind of mocking something I once posted. Here I am, a girl who’s like, yeah choking sex is kinda tight, wonder if there’s a name for it? Let’s Google it! Except for the fact that I knew the difference between autoerotic asphyxiation and choking sex. Also, for someone who can ask her boyfriend to do it to her but not be able to talk about it to her friends when they’re having whatever version of “girl talk” that they are - well, it doesn’t make sense to me. Maybe I’m just comfortable talking about that kinda shit, I don’t know - but girls? They talk. Unless, you don’t have any friends. Which I guess could be why you turn to the internet, but ANYWAY.

The other thing is, yes -you were able to ask him to do it and he delivered. So after getting your short-breathed jollies off, you Googled it because… why exactly? Were you looking for a name like I was? No. Oh that’s right, the origin! You wanted to know why you like to get dominated in a way deemed questionable by the conservatively-minded.  Then you saw “autoerotic asphyxiation”, which you could have Googled for all we know, and assumed you were gonna end up like Carradine. And now you think you’re a freak? You asked your boyfriend to choke you and he did and it gets you off. But because THE INTERNET said some shit, you’re worried about your freak-potential?

Mmmmaybe I’m just being a bitch about it and you’re all of 17 years old, but I call bullshit. How does a girl like that even come to the conclusion that she likes the guy she’s with to “strangle” her during sex? Out of the blue one day you decided HEY STRANGLE ME, like you saw it in a movie? I guess that’s plausible, I don’t know.

I’m just bitter because whoever wrote this sounds like they were trying to write this as me, and that’s weird. Whatever. But CokeTalk is right (per usual) and I’m probably just reading way too much into this. Buuuuuut at least I know I’m not a freak.

Now spank me.