Me:
And so we're gonna go to Vegas for a night or two, because they never check ID's there, unless you go to a club.
My Mom:
Don't you have an old one you can give her?
Me:
No, the only old one I have is from when I was 15 and it expired like, 5 years ago. I lost the one I got after that, now I just have the one that still says I live at Eileen's house.
My Mom:
Can't you go to the DMV and get a new one? God, you're so irresponsible! You never do what you're supposed to!
Me:
What do you mean?
My Mom:
I mean, go to the DMV and get a new one, so she can have your other one!
Me:
Hold on - so you're yelling at me... because I haven't gone to the DMV to get a second ID, that I don't need, so that my underage sister can use my other one?