“41. Avoid any girl who won’t wear a skirt in winter. The winter is too long as it is without having to do without legs. You’ll end up in the stairwell of a Christmas party making out with a girl in skirt.”
BUT THAT’S ALL I REALLY HAVE GOING FOR ME SINCE I’M GUILTY OF #’S 11, 12, 53 AND PERHAPS 10, DEPENDING WHO YOU ARE… SO, YEAH. THAT’S ALL!
NOTE! TODAY IS CAPSLOCK DAY BECAUSE I DID NOT FINISH MY TERM PAPER AND MY CAT PEE’D ON A SWEATSHIRT I GOT AT DISNEYLAND!
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skirt.” EXHIBIT A. BUT THAT’S ALL I REALLY HAVE GOING FOR ME SINCE I’M GUILTY OF #’S 11, 12, 53 AND PERHAPS 10,...
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