"i bet god thinks you're amusing" — sean daly.
  • a: I'm at like... I dunno I'm trying to think of what the equivalent would be for LA.
  • 6: like a souvenir shop?
  • a: kind of, but it's just all t-shirts and they all say shit.
  • 6: oh, so like, in Venice.
  • a: I guess. I mean, I dunno.
  • 6: what do you mean, you dunno? on the boardwalk, it's like, smoke shop, smoke shop, t-shirt store, smoke shop, then some sunglass hut, another smoke shop, more t-shirts...
  • a: I've never been there.
  • 6:
  • a: hello?
  • 6: what?
  • a: what...?
  • 6: what do you mean you've never been there?
  • a: I mean I've never been there. I've gone to Venice but not like, where I could see the beach.
  • 6: I don't understand.
  • a: I mean, like I've been to the promenade.
  • 6: what, like 3rd street?
  • a: yeah.
  • 6: nope! not at alllll the same thing. that's not even Venice--how come-- I don't understand. okay just. hold on. how long have you lived here? like ten years right?
  • a: 11, about.
  • 6: and you've never taken someone from out of town? or even just gone like, when you first moved here for no reason whatsoever?
  • a: no
  • 6: and you were gonna get me a shirt that said YOLO??
  • a: yes.
  • 6: I have no idea who I'm talking to.
  • a: I just want to see you begrudgingly wearing a YOLO shirt, I think it'd be cute.
  • 6: oh, you'll be dead long before that ever happens.