December 2010
Life Goals
everydayjonhill:
I hope I get famous enough that sending a picture of my dick actually means something.
You know what? ME TOO.
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caseydonahue asked: I took a shower right after that Jen.
caseydonahue asked: I took a shower right after that Jen.
You know, when you’ve been stalked and you’ve had death threats, your outlook is...
– Thirty Minutes in Football Heaven With Erin Andrews Yeah, gurl. I know.
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In the 1987 film Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Grey's... →
and she is forever transformed
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Are you really known as niftytits? That’s crude.
– my mom found the internet
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I have way too many screencaps of shit on my...
I’m at Picture 57. There has to be a support group for this.
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When I was 11 years old, I sincerely tried to...
None of my friends understood what it meant, so I told them. They said it didn’t sound cool at all. They were saying things like “rad” and I hated it. I fucking HATED the word rad. It just sounded hot pink and neon green and the 80s had died. It was 1996. I lived in a red and black lumberjack shirt and jean cut-offs. I even had Timberlands. I’m not joking. I grew up in...
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inspired by recent events
delivery man you know you're my heart holder my pizza soldier
— 6.
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IMPORTANT SCENE FOLLOWED BY A TRUE STORY
You guys. This scene. This scene is amazing. Listen to how her voice changes from the closet to running up and down the stairs. Also, the lines “I was your white woman for 11 years!” DAMN. “732. 732! The number of times we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting, right after 51!” I KNOW, RIGHT? “GET YO...
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Listen to a Lil Wayne song. Poop is popular.
– Casey Donahue
Listen to a Lil Wayne song. Poop is popular.
– Casey Donahue
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i know exactly how dogs feel.
i’m waiting for my pizza. it’s not here yet.
i’ve opened all the curtains. i just keep looking out the window. this is like what dogs do when they’re waiting for their owner to return home.
i turned the music down for the sole purpose of being able to hear foot steps or a car. i heard a coyote and thought maybe that involved the pizza delivery person bringing the pizza to...
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i found this girl on twitter
Okay, I didn’t really “find” her. She was suggested or something. She’s got a lot of followers, but she’s not “famous”, and if she’s Internet-famous, I really don’t understand how, not yet at least.
Her name looked familiar and I couldn’t figure out why. Then I clicked on her picture, and I think she might have been… Heidi...
MY HORIZONS ARE BROAD ENOUGH. I ALREADY KNOW MILKSHAKES ARE THE BEST.
– Casey, when I suggested he eat a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger.
MY HORIZONS ARE BROAD ENOUGH. I ALREADY KNOW MILKSHAKES ARE THE BEST.
– Casey, when I suggested he eat a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger.
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desperation is
when you combine all the condiments of relatively similar flavors or at least ingredients into one bowl, hoping it will become dense and substantial enough to satisfy your hunger pains because you’re too lazy to actually go get any fucking food, and putting it in the microwave for 45 seconds, maybe a minute. then you add hot sauce, mix it up and eat it while trying to convince yourself...
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christmas, i guess
i got into a car accident 20 minutes after torrential rain returned to los angeles. not having a cell phone, i got to stand on the side of the 101 freeway, wearing very high heels that i care for passionately, a velvet coat that is too large for me, and a black satin dress, that i was hoping would shrink in the rain. i arrived 2 hours late to my family’s christmas party (1 hour because of...
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I’ve always felt confused by people who “wanted to be in a relationship.” I feel...
– i want to organically fill nudawn’s void
I’ve always felt confused by people who “wanted to be in a relationship.” I feel...
– i want to organically fill nudawn’s void
A Christmas Story by Keith Allen Davis, or another... →
On the First Day of Christmas, My…:
Well, I’m pretty sure I have crabs. I believe they live in my underwear drawer, yet I cannot prove this. I very seldom wear underwear, which I believe is why I haven’t had much of a problem before. However, the other day I did spend roughly 9 hours in boxer briefs.
At first I thought it was a result of trimming my pubes, but I do that regularly and have...
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A Christmas Story by Keith Allen Davis, or another... →
On the First Day of Christmas, My…:
Well, I’m pretty sure I have crabs. I believe they live in my underwear drawer, yet I cannot prove this. I very seldom wear underwear, which I believe is why I haven’t had much of a problem before. However, the other day I did spend roughly 9 hours in boxer briefs.
At first I thought it was a result of trimming my pubes, but I do that regularly and have...