January 2010
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December 2009
“People are always difficult, and will disappoint you, but don’t turn off, don’t...”
– Monsterbeard: Up in the Air (2009)
The Fear - Lily Allen
Forget about guns and forget...
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THINGS THAT ARE NOT COOL
When you wake up in the middle of the night because there’s a fucking cat hair in your eye. Also, you’re allergic to cats, so you basically want to take an ice pick to your eye socket. After washing your face FOR EVER, it’s finally out, and as you reach to open the medicine cabinet you notice a MONSTROUS DADDY LONG LEGS SPIDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE CALLED FUCKIN’...
I can't tell if it sounds unbelievably crazy, or...
I think maybe it is.
Tomorrow evening, I’m going to pick up a girl from the airport whom I’ve never met before, despite many hour long phone calls, the plethora of Facebook photos I’ve seen, and the fact that we have the same father.
She’s 4 years younger than me, and 4 inches taller. I lost that round.
I have not been this excited about something in YEARS. Fucking...
i really dig the people i follow
nudawn:
I’m hovering at about 100 people that i follow, and i want to say about 70 of them i’ve been following for over a year now. its like this party at my house, and there are the intellects, and the arty kids, and the drunks and misfits, the LGBTs, the international students, and the crazy kids in the back doing drugs and gang raping some poor girl. I enjoy and am entertained by you all.
...
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RESPONSIBILITY, re: My 20 year old sister coming...
Me: And so we're gonna go to Vegas for a night or two, because they never check ID's there, unless you go to a club.
My Mom: Don't you have an old one you can give her?
Me: No, the only old one I have is from when I was 15 and it expired like, 5 years ago. I lost the one I got after that, now I just have the one that still says I live at Eileen's house.
My Mom: Can't you go to the DMV and get a new one? God, you're so irresponsible! You never do what you're supposed to!
Me: What do you mean?
My Mom: I mean, go to the DMV and get a new one, so she can have your other one!
Me: Hold on - so you're yelling at me... because I haven't gone to the DMV to get a second ID, that I don't need, so that my underage sister can use my other one?
My Mom: YES!
dearcoketalk:
what turns you on the most if you don’t mind me asking?
A guy who’s smarter than me.
GIRL RANT: No matter how hard I try, I can never...
I will wash my face. And I use make-up remover. But the next morning it will always look like I just put on some mascara or black eyeliner and then rubbed the hell out of my eyes. Basically, I’ll stay home, reading or watching TV or something, wash my face, use the make-up remover, go to sleep at some reasonable hour, and wake up the next morning looking like I dropped 3 pills of E, had...
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Oh em gee, you guys.
So for Christmas sometimes I have to go to two different “family” parties. This isn’t some kid-of-divorced- parents kind of thing. This is because I had like, 4 different lives growing up but whatever. So first I went to my aunt Eileen’s house. She lives in a VERY NICE house. I lived there for a few months when I first moved out of my childhood home, and my driver’s...
I fit into a size 2 dress that I haven't worn in...
In no way has that prevented me from wearing it. Merry Christmas to all, and to all some great cleavage.
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So much for Christ-mas.
I debated the existence of god, ghosts, Jesus, religion, the bible, heaven and hell last night, until 4AM. First, there was a minor family crisis that kept me on the phone for something like 2 hours. Two phones, my cell and the house phone, because I have this amazing capability to hang up on anyone I place on hold. So when two phones are available, I utilize it. After that was all over and done...
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My mom cut a rubber band off a package and part of...
Me: You're such a bitch!
My Mom: Not as much as you are!
fuckyeahdisneyland reblogged me →
It’s like I fulfilled a life goal that I would’ve had when I was 8, but fuckyeah blogs weren’t around then, so I never thought much about it.
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Nudawn
When I was in the shower, I had an idea for pudding.
If the price of an apple was raised 50% and then...
Don’t you hate these? Fuck that apple.
Every day the same dream. →
Nothing But Sunshine - Atmosphere
<3 u Slug.
“I can’t fuck you because I want to like you instead.”
– Choke… aaaahaha.
The Light Cigarettes That Defined Us
(via molls)
YOU MEAN I’M DEFINED BY MY CAMEL LIGHTS? If it weren’t so true, I wouldn’t be bothered. But I can’t help it if I’m a lung-hacking badass.
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I need the Raphael one. →
*Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Diagnostic...
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five...
If you use people but call them your friend,...
Perhaps, even soulless. Friendships are based off a mutual give-and-take. If all you do is take, you’re not someone’s friend.
That’s some 3rd grade level shit. Everyone has that part figured out at this point, right?
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YOU GUYS.
I just woke up from a 6 hour nap.
Are people really this unaware?*
LOOK GUYS. Having pure intentions does not make you a good person.
That fucking said, just because you didn’t have bad intentions while doing something, doesn’t mean you’re free from being held responsible for it. Especially, if you are fully aware of the effect that action is going to have on another person. For every action there is a reaction, get it? Something...
love
Peter: Why don’t you move your hands?
Lee: Because I don’t want to.
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nudawn:
Will you make out with me in a bathroom and then jump out a window after we break something, when you come to Los Angeles? via
Will you hold my hair if i puke?
Yes. I’ll even lie to everyone and say you didn’t. Unless it’s on video or something.
“I hate paying for things that I’m just gonna shit out later.”
– Jenna, re: groceries.
You’re So Vain - Carly Simon
In case you...