February 2009
January 2009
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Dear Immune System,
Please don’t fail me now. Thanks.
Love, Jen
“I’m not gonna be out eaten… or as some would say, eaten out.”
– Paul Gulyas
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“If I had the choice to go back in time and kill Creed or kill Hitler… I’d...”
– Mikeypizzle (via indieandyy)
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Dear Horchata,
You were a mistake. I want to throw my fucking guts up so bad right now. The nausea is unfuckingbearable. I don’t know why I thought you were a good idea. You were just there. And I seldom get to be with you.
I don’t know why you would do this to me. I mean I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been busy. You don’t have to be so harsh about it. I’ll always love...
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Carla Bruni - Mon Amour, Mon Ami
And if I close...
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“My brain is clouded with boy bands.”
– my friend Kyle
“You’re not turtle enough for the turtle club… Turtle! Turtle!”
– Mike
Giant Drag - Wicked Game
I love Chris Isaak and...
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Dear Orange Gatorade,
You’re really not helping me right now. I keep drinking you and drinking you and I still feel like absolute shit. I’m gonna be pissing orange. What the hell, orange gatorade? You are not quenching my thirst at all. In fact, you are making me want to vomit. This feeling of nausea is probably one of the worst that I’ve had in a while, especially since I didn’t even throw up...
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The Allman Brothers Band - Whipping Post
This...
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Watching an episode of Big Love because our...
My Mom: OMG! I can't believe it! It's him! He always kisses me hello whenever he sees me...
Me: Yeah, well he likes me more.
My Mom: He's so sweet. God, I can't believe it!
Me: Why don't you date him?
My Mom: Because he's younger than me.
Me: Yeah, well... a lot of people were younger than you.
My Mom: Shut up.
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My mom has a piece of chocolate in the palm of her...
My Mom: Have you ever handed a monkey pennies?
Me: No. Why?
My Mom: Well, that's what it feels like. Ever since you were a little kid, whenever I handed you something, it felt like a little monkey taking pennies out of my hand.
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YouTube
My mother is on the phone with her friend while I’m cleaning up her DVR - she’s scared to delete things herself cause she always deletes the wrong things, or something.
I ask her why she keeps recording Nightline, and she tells me it was an accident and that I can delete it. Her friend on the phone hears this, and suggests that she just watch things like that on YouTube. Then I guess...
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TV On The Radio - Staring At The Sun
cross the...
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Talking about someone's girlfriend.
Leah: Oh, I thought you were saying she looks like a Cocker Spaniel.
Me: No, I wasn't... But it'd be funny if I did.
“I’m not prepared for this. And I don’t know what’s going on.”
– Matt
Back in the day...
I was sort of a troublesome kid. You probably wouldn’t think it if you met me… Well, maybe you would. I really don’t know how I come off to people. I bet it’s never the same. But regardless - There was a time when I did things that when I think about them now, I’m in shock.
I used to tag by Marshall High School (where I went for a year), and the Hyperion Bridge....
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I don't have words right now.
I’m not good at describing my feelings because I don’t even understand them.
So I can’t explain them. And really… it just hurts. All I know is that it’s painful.
That’s all I can really feel right now. But at least it’s something.
So now I’m going to avoid the panic attack that could possibly come from this by running til I can’t breathe...
