January 2009
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2008
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Dec 31st
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Magnum Condoms
[Jen is trying to dye her hair but has no gloves. So Jen slides a Magnum Condom down her arm to her elbow. The condom breaks loudly and Jen screams.]
Jen: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Coco: That's what she said!
Dec 31st
dyeing.
my hair black. to match my soul. ha ha ha.
Dec 31st
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“dead says come with me he says(andwhyevernot)into the round well and see the...”
– e e cummings
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
“Yeah, that’s all you need in your life right now is a 37 year old 12 year...”
– Jenna, commenting on the sudden reemergence of the 36-now-37 year old 
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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ListenSwing Life Away - Rise Against I’ve had...
Dec 27th
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Listenpoortaste: Atmosphere - If I was Santa Claus If...
Dec 26th
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Sour Cream!
Jen: .......... things I think have expired.
Coco: Sour cream! I mean.... What is sour cream?
Jen: Wait. What?
Coco: All I heard was, 'Things I think have expired.' so I thought we were playing Jeopardy.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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“If I could open up a vein and drain the half of my blood that is yours -...”
–  Bill, from Big Love
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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ListenPharcyde - “Passin’ Me By” I...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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“Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history in a strand of...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via syntheticpubes) (via sleepanddream) (via delacroix) (via noahkai)
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Conversation between a 50yr old customer and I...
Old customer guy: Finger things? Do you do finger things?
Me: I beg your pardon?
Old customer guy: Dessert things? Do you do those?
Me: I'm going to assume you need a menu.
Dec 18th
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“ain’t nobody really all that jolly at your happy hour…”
– - Sean “Slug” Daly
Dec 18th
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Jayzuz
Sam: You and I have always had a love-hate relationship.
Jen: Just like me and shrimp.
Dec 18th
Holidaze. I hate the "word" holidaze.
samsmithrecognize: So the last two days have been filled with Xmas Partying. Fantasia Billiards Xmas party followed by the Holiday Inns party last night. I’ve drank way too much these past couple days. I can’t even remember much of the details about this weekend. I do however remember totally eating it as we walked into Ralphs last night to get some beer. Classic. Man, I hate the word...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I hate it when...
becktime: People say “tough toe nails” Wh-Wait… People say that??
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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ListenAngelface - Atmosphere Yes, yes, headed out west...
Dec 16th
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A short conversation with my last living relative...
Me: Do you think I should cut some bangs?
My Mother: Yeah, maybe it'll make you look thin. It'll cut down on the size of your face.
Dec 16th
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Q: What am I?
I go from peaceful and content to insanely energetic and crazywild in nanoseconds.  I don’t know my own strength. All I know is it’s great! I make messes out of everything and don’t really notice until it’s all over, at which point I sorta just walk away. I get away with murder — or at least injury. I don’t realize how much I rely on others because I’m too...
Dec 16th
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WatchWatch
Rain + Puppy.
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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When Things Are Taken Out of Context #2
“I go both ways.”  -Me.
Dec 16th
Walking to the car...
[Walking to the car.... And from a dead silence...]
Jen: She's a very freaky girl...
Coco: ...the kind you don't take home to mama.
Dec 16th
ListenL’Amour - Carla Bruni L’amour, hum...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
When things are taken out of context. #1
Amy: I've never touched reindeer balls before
Dec 15th
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WatchWatch
2 minutes and 15 seconds of a 3½ lb bundle of bliss. because so far it’s all that’s made me smile today.
Dec 15th
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