February 2012
6 tags
what a memory
– a joyous Kevin McCarthy reminiscing on that time a bunch of us went up to the Hollywood Sign late at night and Saki shit his pants.
"frynjb" →
I twittered that last night. post ass queue.
why yes, I do love myself, thanks for asking.
"masturbatory reflection"
I love Kevin McCarthy so fucking much
1 tag
1 tag
kevin: sluuuuuuuut
6: thanks kev.
shorterexcerpts asked: It's pretty impressive that you were drunk enough to moon a camera for a pic, but able to successfully queue a post though.
6: I may or may not have queued my butt last night.
a: you what?
6: my butt. I just got a text. I think it's on the Internet.
a: oh! I thought you said you might have pooped you pants last night.
6: what?! no! god! that's way worse than queuing my butt! I feel a lot better about it now.
as my grandmother said, every dick will find a Jane.
– rilla
1 tag
there's no other way
that i would want to spend the next few hours of my life, other than drinking so that if one day in the future i needed to have an abortion, i could.
play this music while you clean yourself woman!!!
– rilla is a caring individual
1 tag
I weigh 98 lbs.
but also, I’m eating a pound burrito so things can change any second.
1 tag
when I fell on the concrete, you went white as a sheet and wished that nothing...
– will sheff “maine island lovers”
"the mind turns an itch into a bruise"
is possibly, and also, by far the most beautiful and accurate thing will sheff has ever written/sang.
1 tag
bring on the screaming infidelities
this is worse than acid flashbacks
1 tag
nudawn replied to your video: i will always love the fuck out of this music…
Man. Memories. You know gerard held my hands once. Hes married now so I’ve moved on but I’m still in love with the gerard in this video.
i’m crying right now. right now, i’m crying.
Droid telephone.
– josh heller
2 tags
but, why is the pizza gone?
– Captain Jen 6.
nothingbadhappened asked: I don't know what you mean by creeping, but I just went through your archive and looked at a bunch of pictures of Charlie, then read your about section and got nervous. Nervous that you'd see me creeping. So, hello, I'm Ian and I creep on peoples' dog pictures. I think he's the best though. I'm the proud owner of the OkCupid handle "Dogmayor". This is my...
hey! remember that time I cut off all my hair and...
don’t worry, you haven’t missed it yet.
2 tags
p.s.
you’re all invited. well, most of you are, not all of you. i shouldn’t have said that.
if you smell bad, you’re not invited. everyone else can come though, how’s that?
things i plan on doing in the next two weeks/month...
i’ve been going through a lot of shit lately. correction, my life has been one of “going through a lot of shit” since i was like, 5. drugs and liquor stopped working 3 years ago, so now it’s all “feelings” and it’s fucking bullshit. i’m pissed. i’m tired. i’m sad. and it hurts to think about “happy”. not what...
Anytime you catch yourself saying things like, “It... →
Dear Coke Talk: On letting it get to you
maybe I should throw my phone into a river.
– this has been sincere thoughts with jen
the amount of snot that the human body can produce so rapidly and consistently...
– an excerpt
have you ever stayed up all night just so you didn’t have to face the agony of waking up the next morning?