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Daft Punk - Doin’ It Right
Random Access Memories is incredible. This is my favorite track from the album.
- my mother: is this Adele?
- me: no. it's the yeah yeah yeahs. Karen O is the singer.
- my mother: oh, I always mix them up.
I hung out with a cop last night randomly in the street for two hours while waiting for the humane society to do something about a hideously adorable and injured possum, I didn’t get home til 4 AM and for breakfast I had flamin’ hot limón Cheetos and chocolate fudge magic shell (not together) and I just found this in the fridge and I’m gonna go to work now I guess. also I suspected I gained weight the last few days/weeks of tax season and I’m proud to report I was right (I’m always right about everything ever, it’s weird and it sucks sometimes) and I am not at all proud to report I gained TEN fucking pounds. but look at what I ate for breakfast. guess I’m on that fried chicken cleanse.
ENHANCE
DOG AT BAR DOG AT BAR
a random guy saw me eating this in my car and gave me two thumbs up
MERRRY CHRISTMASSS TOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEE
still waiting on neutral milk hotel, dum dum girls, & more lcd soundsystem
this is quite literally all of the food in my house and the only thing I could make for breakfast and I already want to vomit.
I don’t know anymore.
post-it notes
this song’s about taxes
my boss said I look like a camp counselor and I said SUCK IT, silently in my head.
so far this tax season, I’ve eaten 2 jars of cocoa almond spread/Nutella, 3 jars of crunchy cookie butter, about 24 bags of some flavored double stuf Oreo (if not mega stuf), and I lost track of the festive Reese’s shapes after the post-Valentine’s day sale. aside from that I eat 1-2 pizzas a week.
I fuel myself with XXX Vitamin Water Zero and I am the most unhealthy I’ve been since like, 4 years ago which means I’m kinda fine.
